Right this minute my youngest son is in the backyard. He is wearing a ball cap, a hoodie, a winter coat, pj bottoms with jeans over top, a scarf and gloves. One might wonder why a 15 year old boy would be dressed like that in the middle of July. Well anyone who knows David my just chalk it up to David being David. However this time he is twice as idiotic as ever and his normally sane brother is to blame.

Dustin never did see the use in having a younger brother until lately. He has now learned that he can get his brother to do stupid things solely for his own amusement. On tonights entertainment menu is "David the conqueror."

Recent wind storms knocked a wasp nest out of the maple tree. Since it is still intact- for the most part- the wasps continue to use it. David is going to slap shoot it into the fence. This of course was his brothers idea. Dustin can't possibly do this because he's allergic to bee's. Not that he would anyway being a huge ass chicken and being blessed with an idiot for a brother he doesn't have to do anything scary.

If I had a beer or two during my pregnancies I would have something to blame this on instead I have to wonder what went wrong.

I wonder what Dustin will make David do tomorrow?